ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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