On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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