I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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