I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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