what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
