that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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