I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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