I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I am available for nakedness
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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