Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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