You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The air taste purple.
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