Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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