Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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