Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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