so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
