We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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