I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
True strength comes from lack of pants
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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