so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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