But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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