question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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