I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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