why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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