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Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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