On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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