Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Will exercising make me less horny?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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