what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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