Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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