I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Actions speak louder than pants.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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