You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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