Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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