i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
