At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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