this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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