Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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