Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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