I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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