Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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