For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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