I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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