Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
His nipple licking is glorious
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