I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
The air taste purple.
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