Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
