i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
