they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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