maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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