you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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