Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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