11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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