I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
