But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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