If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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